Crying on a first date. Who's with me? I f it took me sobbing in front of a potential suitor, on a first date, to realize that I might have some unresolved issues from a past relationship. Ya think? Then fine, I will call this spade out. Cuz I'm keeping it real, people. And that's exactly what happened. A real Sarah Bernhardt that night. Tears galore in front of a complete stranger. And at The Keg of all places. Which is painful in itself for anyone who really knows me. Because he didn't agree to meet at a bar in Yorkville! Let's just say, it wasn't pretty. Cuz I'm an ugly crier (like Rose Byrne wasn't in Bridesmaids ) . Nor was it comfortable. For myself, our waiter, and pretty much everyone in the entire restaurant. But thankfully, I was with someone who already thought I was adorable (even after the cryfest). And wanted to stay, rather than bolt. So why all the waterworks Sexypringle? And how does a girl redeem herself after such an embarrassin...